Doomsday Clock

  • The Cubs Last Won the World Series:
    893272 hours, 15 minutes, 28 seconds ago

Sarah Spain: Our Patron Saint

Hall of Famers

Jenn Sterger:
Reporter/Hottie

Shania Twain: Slightly Slutty Canadian Country Singer
Maria Kanellis:
SmackDown Babe

Marisa Miller:
Supermodel/Ex-girlfriend

Destiny Davis:
Playboy Centerfold/National Treasure

About this Blog

To be a Cubs fan is to know disappointment.
101 years without a World Series victory. (But we’ve come close…oh, so very close.)
However, there is one compensation for being a Cubs fan; one perk to alleviate our suffering:
Cubs fans are the hottest fans in baseball.
Many who have attended games at Wrigley Field can attest to this. (I mean, how many times have we missed an important play because our attention was, uh, momentarily diverted.)
Some will say this is largely anecdotal–but I have solid proof. A statistical analysis of Maxim’s Hometown Hotties reveals that 65 of them are Cubs fans, while only 6 are White Sox fans. (Take that, you smug South Siders.)
So, I decided to create this blog to honor baseball’s hottest fans.
If you have a photo that you’d like to submit, email it to: cubs.cuties@hotmail.comTo be a Cubs fan is to know disappointment.To be a Cubs fan is to know disappointment.

To be a Cubs fan is to know disappointment.

101 years without a World Series victory. (But we’ve come close…oh, so very close.)

However, there is one compensation for being a Cubs fan; one perk to alleviate our suffering:

Cubs fans are the hottest fans in baseball.

Many who have attended games at Wrigley Field can attest to this. (I mean, how many times have we missed an important play because our attention was, uh, momentarily diverted.)

Some will say this is largely anecdotal–but I have solid proof. A statistical analysis of Maxim’s Hometown Hotties reveals that 65 of them are Cubs fans, while only 6 are White Sox fans. (Sorry, meth heads)

So, I decided to create this blog to honor baseball’s hottest fans.

If you have a photo that you’d like to submit, email it to: cubs.cuties@hotmail.com

“Baseball’s Sad Lexicon”

These are the saddest of possible words:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."

Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,

Tinker and Evers and Chance.

Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,

Making a Giant hit into a double –

Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."