Doomsday Clock

  • The Cubs Last Won the World Series:
    893191 hours, 14 minutes, 35 seconds ago

Sarah Spain: Our Patron Saint

No Spain, No Gain

Hall of Famers

Jenn Sterger:
Reporter/Hottie

Shania Twain: Slightly Slutty Canadian Country Singer
Maria Kanellis:
SmackDown Babe

Marisa Miller:
Supermodel/Ex-girlfriend

Destiny Davis:
Playboy Centerfold/National Treasure

73,440 Minutes Until Opening Day…




February 14th, 2010 | Category: Uncategorized | Leave a comment

84,960 Minutes Until Opening Day





February 6th, 2010 | Category: Uncategorized | Leave a comment

“Baseball’s Sad Lexicon”

These are the saddest of possible words:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."

Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,

Tinker and Evers and Chance.

Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,

Making a Giant hit into a double –

Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."