Doomsday Clock

  • The Cubs Last Won the World Series:
    893191 hours, 11 minutes, 40 seconds ago

Sarah Spain: Our Patron Saint

Hall of Famers

Jenn Sterger:
Reporter/Hottie

Shania Twain: Slightly Slutty Canadian Country Singer
Maria Kanellis:
SmackDown Babe

Marisa Miller:
Supermodel/Ex-girlfriend

Destiny Davis:
Playboy Centerfold/National Treasure

A Tribute to Sarah Spain: Our Patron Saint

She’s smart, she’s talented, she’s funny, she’s beautiful, she’s a sports nut…and she’s a Cubs fan.

In short, Sarah Spain meets our criteria of being The Perfect Woman…and we’d like to take this opportunity to designate her as our web site’s patron saint.

Read more about her career at her web site, and be sure to follow her recently-launched blog, No Spain, No Gain.
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Happy Thanksgiving!

Just a few more reasons to be thankful….

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The Proper Way to Wear a Cubs Jersey (Part 2)

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200,160 Minutes Until Opening Day

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208,800 Minutes Until Opening Day

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Evil Empire Wins World Series

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Batter Up!

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“Baseball’s Sad Lexicon”

These are the saddest of possible words:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."

Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,

Tinker and Evers and Chance.

Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,

Making a Giant hit into a double –

Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."