Doomsday Clock

  • The Cubs Last Won the World Series:
    893190 hours, 48 minutes, 50 seconds ago

Sarah Spain: Our Patron Saint

Hall of Famers

Jenn Sterger:
Reporter/Hottie

Shania Twain: Slightly Slutty Canadian Country Singer
Maria Kanellis:
SmackDown Babe

Marisa Miller:
Supermodel/Ex-girlfriend

Destiny Davis:
Playboy Centerfold/National Treasure

Cardinals Hire Mark McGwire As New Drug DealerHitting Coach

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A Public Service Announcement

Now that baseball season is effectively over, Cubs Cuties will be posting photos just one day per week. Let the countdown until Opening Day 2010 begin!

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Photo Phriday!

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Happy Columbus Day (just because…)

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Photo Phriday!

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A Matching Outfit

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More Photos of Madden

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Photo Phriday!

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“Baseball’s Sad Lexicon”

These are the saddest of possible words:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."

Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,

Tinker and Evers and Chance.

Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,

Making a Giant hit into a double –

Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."