Doomsday Clock

  • The Cubs Last Won the World Series:
    893190 hours, 49 minutes, 36 seconds ago

Sarah Spain: Our Patron Saint

Hall of Famers

Jenn Sterger:
Reporter/Hottie

Shania Twain: Slightly Slutty Canadian Country Singer
Maria Kanellis:
SmackDown Babe

Marisa Miller:
Supermodel/Ex-girlfriend

Destiny Davis:
Playboy Centerfold/National Treasure

Photo Phriday (Special Pornstar Edition)

Meet Bella Cole–pornstar, Cubs fan and a great American





Michelle Baker needs you…

As I’ve noted on this blog, a disproportionately high number of Maxim Hometown Hotties are Cubs fans.

Meet Michelle Baker–a resident of Tampa, Florida who originally hails from the Windy City. But, has she switched allegiances and become a Rays fan? Nope, her favorite sports team is still the Chicago Cubs.
Michelle is a semifinalist for Hometown Hottie of 2009. Cast your vote here.

The Cubbie Next Door

Dusty Baker Bites the Dust




Photo Phriday!





Closing in on the Cardinals…





Photo Phriday!





My All-Star pick…

Batter Up!



Swimsuit Edition

“Baseball’s Sad Lexicon”

These are the saddest of possible words:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."

Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,

Tinker and Evers and Chance.

Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,

Making a Giant hit into a double –

Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."