You think I’m fooled, Mozeliak? Do you expect me to believe that Jim Hendry and Lou Piniella could so frickin’ stupid as to trade away Mark DeRosa so that the Cubs could be saddled with so-called “versatility player” Aaron Miles and “switch hitter” Milton Bradley? (Technically speaking, to be a switch hitter you actually have to hit the ball.)
Oh no, I’m not buying it. I see you for the evil genius that you are, pulling the strings behind the scenes, so that you could trade DeRosa for Miles, and somehow make us believe it was a comedy of errors and boneheaded management.
And yes, I see your true motive: To acquire for St. Louis one of the hottest player’s wives in Major League Baseball.
We’re watching you Mozeliak…
