Doomsday Clock

  • The Cubs Last Won the World Series:
    893190 hours, 47 minutes, 16 seconds ago

Sarah Spain: Our Patron Saint

Hall of Famers

Jenn Sterger:
Reporter/Hottie

Shania Twain: Slightly Slutty Canadian Country Singer
Maria Kanellis:
SmackDown Babe

Marisa Miller:
Supermodel/Ex-girlfriend

Destiny Davis:
Playboy Centerfold/National Treasure

As requested…

“It’s got Cubs. It’s got Cuties. All it needs is beer and it’s perfect.”

                              – College of Idiots, 3/20/09








864,000 seconds until opening day!





Photo Phriday!





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Photo Phriday!





I’ve found my new doctor…

Fashion Statement

“Baseball’s Sad Lexicon”

These are the saddest of possible words:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."

Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,

Tinker and Evers and Chance.

Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,

Making a Giant hit into a double –

Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:

"Tinker to Evers to Chance."